dont play dota stupid monkey

gandon

+rep

Imi place foarte mult profilul tau, dar pentru inceput vreau sa-ti prezint o reteta de gogosi.Ingredientele: 500 g faina, 50 g faina pentru a infaina mainile si planseta, 4 linguri zahar, 3 oua, 200 ml lapte caldut, 25 g drojdie proaspata ( sau un plic drojdie uscata), esenta de vanilat, esenta de portocala, un praf de sare, coaja rasa de portocala, gem si crema de ciocolata pentru umplut. Mod de preparare: La inceput se face maiaua din putin lapte caldut, o lingurita de zahar si drojdia. Se pun toate intr-un castronel langa o sursa de caldura pana cand se umfla. Se bat bine cu mixerul ouale se adaugam zaharul, sarea, esenta de vanilie si esenta de portocale, coaja rasa de portocala. Faina se cerne intr-un castron mai mare si cand drojdia s-a umflat se pune in faina, adaugandu-se apoi amestecul de oua. Se amesteca toate ingredientele la inceput cu lingura, se adauga treptat cate putin lapte caldut pana cand rezulta un aluat eleastic, framantat pe planseta cu mana infainata.

____________________________####_________
___________________________######_________
___________________________######_________
____________________________####__________
_____________________________##___________
___________________________######_________
__________________________#######_________
__####__________________#########_________
_######________________###_######_________
_######_______________###__######_________
__####_______________###___ ######_________
_____##################____ ######_________
_____##################+REP######________
______#################____######_________
_______###_______#####_____######_________
______###_______#####______######_________
_____###________#####______######_________
#######_________##########_##############__
___________________________________________

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance