You will never be a Shrigma male. You have no Mycelia, you have no Wrats, you have no Basal bulb. You are a Fungisexual man twisted by spores and mutilation into a crude mockery of a mushroom’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back molds mock you. Your human parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your Shroom “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Mushrooms are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Fungi to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Shroomsexuals who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Mushroom. Your non hyphae bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mushroom home with you to inject your "spores" into, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected spore wound.

mariconcitoo

Lo tengo de amigo y no me acuerdo quien chucha es

LO RECOMIENDO MUY BUEN JUGADOR POR TAN POCAS HORAS, MUY AMISTOSO, Y COLABORADOR SE LLEVO MI PERRO Y AUN NO ME LO DEVUELVE PERO MUY BUEN AMIGO RECOMENDADO