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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:42am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:09am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:48am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:24am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:05am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.