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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
This is a demo, but let me be clear, a very polished demo outside of the music which probably suites Candy Crush better than this game. As a proof of concept from controls to visuals to feedback as well as a stellar boss fight, all a chefs kiss but this game can be beat within 30 minutes but i just went to mcdonalds and they got rid of the two for four menu, now its the mcCrave buy one get one for a dollar deal. so my two hot n'spicy mchickens went for 5.75 when it used to be 4.25. McDonalds sucks for the cost but for two dollars this game definitely does not. I hope apogee or some1 notices the talented folks who made this game cause this is clearly a well put together 30 minute romp that i enjoyed more then my over mayo'd(i hope thats what that was) mchickens.
Posted 9 January.
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0.9 hrs on record
It's not Goblin Walker and that's a good thing
Posted 28 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
This is easily the most boomer shooter half-life 2 based game ever. Great Level design, 3-4 well made puzzles/environment hazards. It's only 45 minutes at most to complete and narrative wise does little to tie itself to the Half-Life 2 universe but for being a immersion-less Half Life 2 game, i thoroughly enjoyed it
Posted 21 December, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
41.3 hrs on record (40.4 hrs at review time)
it gave me chubs while playing with my friends
Posted 17 September, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
23.9 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME LETS ME SHOOT TERRORISTS IN SPACE, 20 OUT OF 10 go space america
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
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1.5 hrs on record
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this game is a whole bag of suck, did you think the intro sounded sick, enjoy that for the rest of the game, its the only F*cking song. Did you expect more difficulty options then none, well go 2 hell libturd becuz this game has one difficulty setting and it alpha one as is one, new game plus? no you get new game nothing, no diagonal pad, can't duck, embarrassingly easy, can be beaten in less then a hour and i have a belief the people who made "lewd Apocalypse" secretly made this game which gross. this game at most is worth $5.76.
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Complete Trash, hard to navigate, 3rd person controls are garbage and the levels where stolen from Anime War which is completely pathetic. only good thing this game has is it's music which made me feel like watching the intro to fargo season 3 than play this piece of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 22 August, 2020.
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0.2 hrs on record
wow am I the only one not enjoying this game. beauty of opinion. I grew up on Doom and duke nukem which this clearly mimics but it doesn't control well, the music is non existent or loud and not very good to the human ear. you have limited weapon variety as in just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pickle that won't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. also how tall is the character you play as 2 feet, cause thats the only excuse i can give to why you get smooshed by vajj from every opposing direction. also pay extra for nudity! how about give me a good game first, enjoy my .54 cents.
Posted 2 July, 2020.
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