+merry

I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕ I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕I can't put down the cup 🙅 ⬇️ ☕

From the screen 🖥️ to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 🤴 Wheres my crown? 👑 that's my bling ✨

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Be careful, there's something very phallic in your bedside drawer

+Merry