_GromQ_*******s prestationsframsteg för Cookie Clicker

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:53

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:45

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:41

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 11:55

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 14:30

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 13:34

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 8 jun @ 10:06

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:36

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:37

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:40

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:50

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:12

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 9:33

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 12:02

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Upplåst 4 jun @ 11:00

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 13:11

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Upplåst 9 jun @ 11:48

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:51

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:51

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 14:31

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:37

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:44

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:26

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 9:22

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:35

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:35

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:52

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 9:19

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:52

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:36

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:08

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 11:17

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:38

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:47

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 11:22

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:12

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 12:06

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Upplåst 8 jun @ 10:24

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:40

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:35

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Upplåst 8 jun @ 10:23

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 10:59

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 12:21

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Upplåst 5 jun @ 11:33

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 13:11

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:43

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 8:37

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 11:56

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:36

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:52

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 12:06

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:34

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 10:59

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:13

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 12:22

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Upplåst 4 jun @ 12:59

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Upplåst 10 jun @ 7:55

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Upplåst 11 jun @ 12:06

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 8 jun @ 10:26

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Upplåst 8 jun @ 10:23

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Upplåst 10 jun @ 6:38

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 12:21

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Upplåst 3 jun @ 11:32

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:29

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Upplåst 9 jun @ 12:58

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:10

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 13:34

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 13:11

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 9 jun @ 11:48

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:00

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:55

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 5:58

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 14:30

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Upplåst 8 jun @ 10:24

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:03

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Upplåst 6 jun @ 10:03

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 9:25

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Upplåst 7 jun @ 13:12

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 14:31

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:11

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:01

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 8:57

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:37

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 9:31

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Upplåst 9 jun @ 6:41

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:02

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Upplåst 10 jun @ 7:55

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:03

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:38

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:04

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:12

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:05

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:37

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:42

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:35

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:53

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 4:53

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Upplåst 2 jun @ 6:58

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:14

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:47

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:48

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:06

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

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Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

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By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

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Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

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Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

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I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

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Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

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What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

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Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

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Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

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Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

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No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

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In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

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Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

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Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

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My own clone

Have 1 You.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

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Born for this job

Have 100 You.

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Episode II

Have 150 You.

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Copy that

Have 200 You.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

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Army of me

Have 400 You.

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Know thyself

Have 450 You.

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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

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Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Upplåst 13 jun @ 8:07