chud

It's been sooooo long since we have played together, that I'm getting seasonal depression.. You use to always join my calls... and now I'm lucky if I get a response or 30 seconds of your time. That has to change.. (Please?) We were such good bestfriends, then you disappeared after I liked a guys picture.. I didn't mean to I swear! My cat was walking on my phone screen and her toe bean tapped the like on his picture! It was not me! *whew, now that I cleared that up I can digress* I miss you calling me on discord and me always meowing for you, I was your one and only discord kitten 😸 💜 UwU I really miss that. You should message me sometime, I would really appreciate that. Until then, I will always be waiting to talk to you. :)

*looks shyly to my phone screen then to your picture* You're pretty smart for a guy, you know that right??! *blushes as my eyes widen to a bit of surprise* (thinks to myself - ohh noo.. OOOHHH NOO NOOOO he didn't like that!) W-well its just biology that men are smarter....... You have higher IQ's on an average. Like my IQ is 69..., Anyways let's move on, *smiles cheerfully at you* :-D *looks in shock* Woah I thought you were a nice smart cute boy, but you're actually a birch tree.. from minecraft... 🌳💀 ... I guess all men are the same now..... mean and smart, curse your good mean looks. *sighs heavily, before blocking you before you can block me*

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