I met this man in the third grade. I initially thought he was an African American tribal chief who would use my skin as a loincloth. Years go by and we have many fierce battles as we were best friends, but also bitter enemies. Death never resulted from these battles as us two powerful warriors agreed on a truce. After the truce, we became well antiquated and began discovering technology. This groundbreaking discovery lead to thousands of hours of video games and virtual battles. This man has shown a great strength in being the one holding up the bottom of the scoreboard, which increased my confidence and will to play with such an immortal being. I have been willing to carry this beast through the trenches of hell to achieve slightly above average results in many video games. If you play with this noble fighter, just know you are going to have to bring your 'A' game, because this dude fuggin sucks.