✪ Helipikotters prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 26 jan, 2020 @ 7:20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 26 jan, 2020 @ 7:37

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 9:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 9:08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 26 jan, 2020 @ 7:50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 9:26

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 10:06

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 11:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 10:28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 12:46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 14:04

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 29 jan, 2020 @ 10:24

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 10:27

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 9:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 14:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 29 jan, 2020 @ 9:54

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 13:28

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 14:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 11:54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 29 jan, 2020 @ 9:44

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 26 jan, 2020 @ 7:36

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 10:08

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 9:30

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 10:19

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 13:32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 12:30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 9:28

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 29 jan, 2020 @ 9:30

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 9:35

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 29 jan, 2020 @ 9:47

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2021 @ 10:30

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 28 jan, 2020 @ 10:06

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 27 jan, 2020 @ 10:04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 29 jan, 2020 @ 10:27

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30