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Red Herring

It worked!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 2:53am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:03am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:54am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 2:59am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:11am

You scared it!

You monster!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 4:00am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 4:02am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:40am

Dead end!

Haha!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:29am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:30am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:38am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:39am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:53am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:45am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:45am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:47am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:03pm

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:04pm

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:04pm

I love computers

So good
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:04pm

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:11pm

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:20pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:13pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:29pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:33pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:41pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:46pm

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:41pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:42pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:48pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 8:50pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 3:13am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01 @ 2:52am



What what?

Where did it go?

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!

Well done!

Congratulations!

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Not THAT game!

What's the word?

Back my fish up!

Pow!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

All gags you can eat!

You found them!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!

Clear the path!

And get on it!