honest has fallen. yo bro wanna matgch names with me

the utah meme has risen!

so buttery and lardy

8/10 stretching capabilities, still kept tight after use.
3/10 natural lubrication, possibly from letting it crust?
5/10 sensitivity, couldn't feel the anger of the red dildo
overall experience: 6/10, quite dry and somewhat sensitive. Very stretchy after toy usage

the leek king

ok so i was in the hospital chilling with the lingang guli guli meme and he was in the whospotal bed and his vitals started dropping then he flatlined and after the doctors to attempts to resus him he died in my arms. so who will take his place? the lardy puddle meme? I guess we'll never know.