To an outside observer this entire line of text is complete gibberish. It's called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ speak, a hidden language spoken entirely through grunts, moans, and pokemon names, and yes, it can only be understood and perceived through the eyes of... well... a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I know it's hard to hear, but yes, your entire life, YOU have been retarded and just haven't figure it yet... you know... because you're retarded. You might say "Well, that's impossible, I have a job, a car, hey I even have a girlfriend!"

Job Believe it or not, walking around classrooms and picking up their recycling bins is not a real job. It is infact ♥♥♥♥♥♥ work.

Car Well to you it may seem like you have a car, but to the non-retarded eye, it appears to be a tricycle

Girlfriend ...sorry buddy, looks like me and you are going to have a long talk later about Descartes and body pillows.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

- signed by DekaN

+rep made a nuts joke