ATTENTION ALL WOMEN! GATHER ROUND! I AM DONE WITH YOU REJECTING ME!

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU TELLING ME TO STOP HITTING ON YOU! YOU WILL NO LONGER TELL ME TO "PUT DEODERANT ON" OR "BRUSH MY TEETH"!

I HAVE DECIDED TO GO MY OWN WAY! I MEAN IT! I HEREBY SWEAR OFF DATING WOMEN!! HAHAHA, NOW DON'T YOU FEEL FOOLISH? YOU COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THIS!