Hello, We are about to Touch you.. we are freaky Sincerely, the Zombies

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please stop sending me friend requests i can't keep talking to you after the sloppy slime incident

Everyday I wake up and I hope you're bouncy! bouncy, like, If I could guarantee you would be jumpy, I'd hope you get an illness and then get hit by a car and ricochet!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

If I go outside, if I go outside with all these powers and... Bruh if I start going outside (I got a nice body), Bruh if I start going outside it's over for all y'all. Like I'm telling y'all that's why my mom is tryna keep me in the house. She wants to keep me in this crib all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. Cause she know that I got powers and she know that I'm gonna explode everybody. Like it's coming. I told her.

Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.. are you a "girl"? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

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If you get this you are a very pretty girl and should be proud!
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do yall remember those two little white boy in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling? I hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when I would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill *** voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed I will never forgive them

your days are numbered jhit

You are a nomadic slugcat, both predator and prey in a broken ecosystem. Grab your spear and brave the industrial wastes, hunting enough food to survive, but be wary— other, bigger creatures have the same plan... and slugcats look delicious.

Hurts my eyes just looking at this junkyard

expect a restraining order in the mail

sup bro, lets play baro truama together, send me a friend request pls

im still fancying strangling you to death with my bare hands

Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary. and your gaming chair extra comfy, Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

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