Playtime past 2 weeks:
4.6h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
41 of 76 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 6:49am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:32am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 3:10am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 6:45am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 6:48am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 3:21am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2020 @ 6:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 1:04pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 2:25am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:32am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 5:09am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 2:18am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 11:37am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 9:45am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 10:23am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 6:15am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 11:30am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 2:17am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 11:08pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:10am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 9:19am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:56am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2020 @ 4:36am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 3:55am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 2:57am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 1:41am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2021 @ 6:06am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 8:57am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 11:55am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 8:00am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?