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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:01am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:04am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:41am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:45am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:55am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:05am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:01am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:21am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 4:40am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:29am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:23am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:16am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:16am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:03am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 6:07am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:30am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:59am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 12:26pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:44am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:53am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:08am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:52am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:27am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:31am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:38am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:42am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 6:23am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:31am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:19am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:18pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 6:24am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:16am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 4:47am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:06am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 10:50am