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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:13am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:07am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 3:36am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 6:34am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2019 @ 10:01am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 1:11am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 11:24am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 7:15am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 3:13am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 6:33am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 10:15am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 4:13am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:08am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2019 @ 9:07am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:27am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:16am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:53am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 12:38am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 8:32am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:05am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2019 @ 3:48am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:37am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 6:05am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:38am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 2:54pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 11:10am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:17am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 6:41am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 7:14am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 2:02pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 5:28am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 1:56am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 11:31am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 9:54am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:27am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:22am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:40pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?