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Jimmy: TODAY I'M GOING TO BE HOLDING THESE 10 PEOPLE FOR RANSOM. AND IF CHANDLER AND CHRIS DON'T GET ANYONE TO DONATE 10,000 DOLLARS TO #TEAMSEAS, I WILL DUMP THIS BUCKET OF PLASTIC INTO THE OCEAN AND SHOOT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE. YOU HAVE 40 SECONDS, START THE TIMER!

[chris and chandler scramble]

Chandler: Uhh... can you donate... $10,000 to Teamseas?

Person: No.

[cuts to chris]

Chris: "Please donate 10,000 to team seas!"

[cuts to jimmy]

Jimmy: TIME'S UP and it looks like there have been no donations. But before I shoot all of these people, I would like to promote our new MrBeast Deagle! It has so much force that it can blow a hole through someone's skull.

[jimmy fires his gun into one of the 10 people]

Jimmy: Now, back to the video

[woosh]

Jimmy: Looks like all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers are goin' 'na die! Say goodbye.

[jimmy fires all of his 8 rounds into all the people]

Jimmy: Looks like I didn't bring any backup ammo. You're free to go

Person #10: mmfmMMMfmMmmmmMMFMFmmMFMmMFm

[person #10 hops away]

[jimmy does a down-the-hill-tomahawk into the guy's head with a fire axe, causing blood to gush and spew out of his brain]

Jimmy: I wasn't finished.

[jimmy now grabs the tens and tens of bags]

[thousands of burger king and mcdonalds plastic flow into the ocean]

[jimmy also grabs a gas can and spills the gas into the water.]
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Cap'n Leonard 4 JUL 2024 a las 1:12 p. m. 
Great fella. He just kinda disappeared like Malaysia Airlines flight 370
BIG BEAR774 9 MAY 2023 a las 7:00 p. m. 
chicken
yurrr 25 NOV 2022 a las 7:53 p. m. 
penis
Hammer 5 DIC 2021 a las 9:33 a. m. 
yoink
glavine 1 SEP 2021 a las 9:46 a. m. 
緊急廣播,由於發生嚴重事故,本站將會關閉。乘客請保持鎮定,並跟隨閃動中嘅出口指示牌,立即由最近嘅出口離開。所有閘機現已開啟,出閘時毋須使用車票或八達通。
緊急廣播,由於發生嚴重事故,本站將要關閉。乘客請保持鎮定,並跟隨閃耀中的出口指示牌,馬上由最近的出口離開。所有閘機現已開啟,出閘時毋須使用車票或八達通。
Gretel van Gluten 18 AGO 2021 a las 8:51 p. m. 
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.