Doogie
Anker Jessen   Fyn, Denmark
 
 
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last played on 24 Dec, 2024
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last played on 6 Nov, 2024
opvaskemaskine 27 May, 2022 @ 8:17am 
We need to talk about your balls. Are they smooth? Or covered in bits of annoying fluff? These are my balls, see how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these, but you gotta use the right tools for the job. This? No. This? No! This? Only if that's what you're in to. Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone's taken a chunk out of that one. That's why I use the Lawnmower 4.0, It's got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade, so you can trim, with confidence. It's got an LED light, so you can always see what you're doing. Lights please! And what's more it's got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof, you can even drop it in your pint. You wouldn't wanna drink it, tho, It's got pubes in it. The Manscaped Lawnmower is trusted by over two million men worldwide, that's over four million balls. Isn't it time you join them and use the right tools for the job? Because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about.
opvaskemaskine 5 Mar, 2022 @ 6:22am 
Bro i just cummed on my hamster bro what should i do i was watching porn on my tv and it was too good it was the best i knew i couldn't just stop and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was inevitable i would burst and I couldn't make it to the bathroom downstairs so i saw my poor hamster in his cage and i had to ♥♥♥ there he was painted in white and the cage was now filled with ♥♥♥ and i took the hamster out but it was too late now i have a ♥♥♥ trail on my carpet my parents are gonna be home soon what should i do
opvaskemaskine 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm 
aint nobody wanna ♥♥♥♥ yo wife she be looking like shrek with downsyndrome like jesus christ how the ♥♥♥♥ did the plastic surgery make it worse
CarlHP2ツ 13 Jun, 2021 @ 1:28pm 
why u do my wife man
rubii.xd 19 May, 2021 @ 10:29am 
please accept frind reqvest, i want skin nman
opvaskemaskine 27 Feb, 2021 @ 3:04pm 
please accept frind reqvest, i want skin nman