This kid showed up at a furry convention in a cardboard box, he said it was poggerific! Then he pressed up against a fat girl and gripped her thighs!

I personally am a great fan of Hitler so seeing him converted into a sexy furry was a monumental moment in my life. A truly inspirational leader and I think the game did him some great justice in the way he treated his generals fairly and courteously. As an orthodox Jewish person myself born in the great fatherland I would've loved to meet him in person if he hadn't been murdered. What he did to my people may have been wrong however, I believe it was all in good faith and that he did it with nothing but pure intentions. I believe the game truly expresses the way I feel about this and I highly recommend. It would truly be the most historically accurate WW2 game if it weren't for the weird nudity bug. Because of this I'm only able to give it a 4/5 but I believe it could be one of the greatest games of all time. I blame every one of you for what happened. I am being both sincerely anned franke here.

he likes to put cucumbers in his butt