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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 3:14am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:23am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:19am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 1:20pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:31am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:48am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:43am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 7:10am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:39am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:19am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 11:27am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 10:31am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:29pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:04pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:13am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 7:37am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 3:04am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:32am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 8:48am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:32am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:00am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!