-rep actually super ultra mega G A Y

Keep commenting on my profile and ill tongue punch the hell out of your fart box

-Rep After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great game and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.