I stole your cat. Ransom starts at £1,000. £100 extra every day. after 2 weeks puss gets it

Me and bloomers were also deployed to the Falklands, we had good fun and took many Argentinians hostage, great banter

I am proud to have fought along side Bloomers in Vietnam, he was good comrade and I always enjoyed burning villages and committing heinous war crimes with him. Top bloke

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If I’m ever president, I’d probably nuke Antarctica on my Inauguration Day, solely because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate penguins; I think they have the stupidest body forms and the stupidest noises. I hate penguins so much that I imagine myself hate-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them, right up their stupid penguin-shaped asses. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass birds can’t even fly, makes me want to vomit up my diarrhea. They’re the most pathetic, impotent, and quite frankly, retarded species on this entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet. I can’t wait until they go extinct so I can finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ all of the penguin-free zone of Antarctica; it’s been my dream to do so since I was 2 years old and saw a photo of some midget, dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ small penguin child in a Nat. Geographic magazine.

+rep v cool geezer 11/10 would shag again