+rep. He's so good that he lives vicariously through himself. In museums, he's allowed to touch the art. His hands feel like rich brown suede and his blood smells like cologne. His business card says "I'll call you" and he'll bring a knife to a gun fight... just to even the odds. He once ran a marathon because it was "on the way" and up until recently, he thought "valve" was pronounced "whale". Good guy, buy him an AK and he'll purrr like a kitten.

yes pls

-rep Hacker