The bonker™© is not responsible for:

Brain damage
loss of brain cells
A case of "Pootis"
Common cold
Being friendly
Breathing
Continued existence
Scout mains
Bonkophobia
Stage 1, 2, 3, and 4 "Boink"
Obsession with Baseball bats
Assist in Tax Evasion
Divorce
And many more.

Check with your local 2fort medic on treatment with The bonker™©