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Allradbueffel 8 Oct, 2020 @ 11:54am 
I believe steve's ♥♥♥♥ is blocky. It only makes sense, everything else is. Even his eyes are! I mean if his penis was round, not only would it be the only round body part, but also it would be a very odd thing. I mean how would he have sexual intercourse with a woman if she is a square? I mean, the sharp edges of of her 90 degree angled legs would cut his penis and would ruin the ability to conceive a child! It wouldn’t make sense from a design standpoint. Anyone who disagrees is obviously not as intelligent as I, as you know, I watch Rick and Morty. And you, probably like and enjoy to watch the Bing Bang Theory you small child.
Allradbueffel 19 Sep, 2020 @ 6:10am 
Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. everyone
Allradbueffel 26 Aug, 2020 @ 12:38pm 
So this just popped up in my recommended and even though this is my first experience viewing you, I must say that you are truly stunning. You are not like those other girls. I adore you. I worship you. I would die for you. You have just now, become my everything. I wish to envelop you in my socially distant love and affection. I have also just subscribed as I am writing this because that is how brilliant you are. I will protect and defend your smile to the bitter end. I tip my hat to thee, m'lady. I shall revere you from here down below, bowing before your greatness as you remain to be a symbol of perfection up there on your pedestal of e-thottery. You are above everyone and everything. I love you with all my heart.
can't end on a loss 27 May, 2020 @ 3:39pm 
a bit annoying :8bitheart:
Schlife 27 May, 2020 @ 3:26pm 
Weihnachtsmann,
sag mir, wieso bist du so schlau,
woher kennst du ganz genau
den Weihnachtswunsch von jedem Kind?

Dass ich so gern ein Fahrrad möcht´,
gelbe Streifen wären mir recht
und Speichen die wie Silber sind.

Kein Weg ist dir im Schlitten je zu weit,
ob nah, ob fern beschenkst du alle Kinder gern, jetzt zur Weihnachtszeit
Wenn es schneit
und alles weiss ist weit und breit. (neuer Teil)

Weihnachtsmann,
ich hab dir einen langen Brief geschrieben,
dass dich alle Kinder lieben
und ich hoff´ du liebst auch mich.

Ich weiß es ist soweit schon bald,
dass in der Winternacht, so kalt,
Kinderlachen laut erschallt.
Schlife 27 May, 2020 @ 2:01pm 
pleb

Wortformen: plural plebs


ZÄHLBARES SUBSTANTIV [usually plural]

If someone refers to people as plebs, they mean they are of a low social class or do not appreciate culture.

[British, informal, disapproval]