1984

Sincerest Comrade I am writing to you from Washington on the 23rd of October.

I need to inform you of the recent afair with your wife, who had been caught cheating with that scallywag, the dilly dallying Shou'fer terr'ible.

You must come as soon as possible to put that woman in her place!

She had been caught talking to the children as well as doing, well.... "terr'ible" things with other
men at the bar around the corner!

Come soon Comrade, we must beat the sin!

poopshit was here

bottom ah man