A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hVrd you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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- Agatha "Guevera" Smith, Cuban Revolutionary Grandma by Day, Sex Pest by Night.

Dear Young One, I saw your recent comment on my profile, I think that was a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to say - you prick. You are a phasmophobia legend with a slight neurological processing disorder, and that is okay! Wishing you good luck with your driving, remember, it is drunk crashers that give drunk drivers a bad name, remember that! So good luck and godspeed, you will need it; life will bring lots of ♥♥♥♥ your way, and I will always be your Number 1 Hater Man.
- Granny Smith, England

To my beautiful wife, i love you with all my heart. These 2 past years of marriage has been the happiest 2 years of my life, please never leave my side. Sincerely your true love<3

this guy is awesome ! #pogchamp (little inside joke)