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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:12am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:14am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 5:53am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am