Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the height of a minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. according to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 mph, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning the spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would take a force greater that 3,000 Newtons to fracture the spine, that's equal to the impact created by a 500 pound car crashing into a wall at 30 mph, I rest my case

Daddy’s 🧔 cummies, 💦 nice 😊 and yummy 😋
While Daddy 🧔 gives my ♥♥♥ 🍑 a great big pound 🤜💥
Mommy 👩 huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain 😪
Mommy 👩 sobbing 😭 louder, I 👧 call 🗣 her a ♥♥♥♥♥
She reaches behind her 👩 for her gun 💀
While Daddy gropes 👋 and tickles 🤗 my sweet 🍬 buns 🍑
Puts the barrel 😛 between 👉👈 her teeth 👄
And Daddy’s 🧔 ♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 begins to seep
Cummies, 💦 cummies 💦 filling my throat
But Daddy’s ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 just gets bigger 😳😲 He grabs the scissors ✂️
Cuts 🔪 a hole 🕳 in Mommy’s 👩 stomach
He 🧔 begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝
Puts her 👩 guts 🤤 around 🔄 my neck
Lets me fall down ⬇️ about 🤔💭 a yard
Face 👧 turning blue
All the while, 🕑 Daddy’s 🧔 stroking his ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face 👧
I’m going to 😵 a better ✨ place

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✅ Cool guy !!!