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This kid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat

I sexually Identify as a Salafist Jihadist. Ever since ISIS proclaimed the worldwide caliphate I dreamed of praising Allah, slaying the apostates and enemies of Islam with the butt of my AK-47 assault rifle, and uploading videos of myself and my fellow holy warriors beheading disgusting foreigners and other infidels who do not pledge their eternal allegiance to Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. People say to me that a person being a salafist jihadist is wrong and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install high-caliber explosives and smuggled weapons and ammunition on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ahmed Muhammad ibn Omar Sheikh bin Muhammad” and respect my right to spontaneously explode in crowded public spaces and massacre civilians and innocent bystanders in the name of Islam. If you can’t accept me you’re a jihadiphobe and need to check your apostate privilege.

C>U>M BALLOON
You and your friends are having a water balloon fight.
Everyone is being splashed with water and having a good time.
You, on the other hand have a more malicious agenda, you stayed
inside relieving yourself whilst filling up 3 balloons to the brim.
You step out on to the patio, strutting triumphantly into battle.
You take aim at your first of 3 victims and fire. Bullseye!
The first one hits Tim's head, drenching him in your sweet sticky love milk.
Keith and Jake look in terror as Tim has been desecrated and you
walk towards them with a sinister grin. Like clockwork, they scatter
predictably, letting you land a hit on each of their heads.
All of them lay on the ground crying, covered head to toe in your hunk spunk.
You won this water balloon fight