Recent reviews by PaizuriPatrol9000

This game has immense potential to be an amazing experience. Unfortunately I don't think it will reach that potential any time soon.

There are a multitude of game breaking bugs that can ruin your immersion. One such bug which I and many others have experienced is during the cooking minigame where you can get softlocked and unable to do anything other than stare at your equipment and wonder why in the seven heavens you decided to play today. The only thing you can think to do in such a situation is close the game and open it again, right? Well if you do do that then say goodbye to all your ingredients that you painstakingly acquired, whether through toughing out the slow farming process or straight buying the ingredients, and say HELLO MY HONEY to a literal trash item who has been dubbed "Ruined Food". I would consider this ridiculous punishment a straight up middle finger to your efforts and I would rather get slapped in my crown jewels with the force of a nuclear bomb than go through this again.

Other than this harrowing experience, there are issues with climbing, general movement, and other minor bugs that can range from mildly annoying you to wanting you to close the game and go back to the previous games that you have spent your lifetime on and wanted to get away from.

I shall reiterate and close with the fact that this game is the definition of "Potential Man" but is being squandered by mismanagement and what I feel like is a lack of ambition by the devs. I will not comment on the microtransactions that have conveniently been there since day one of the closed beta and will instead comment on the microtransactions.

They are ridiculous.

Thank you, and good night.

I cannot stop playing this game (my wife and children will be taken away if I do stop) (please help)

Stockholm Syndrome simulator

solid game, does what it says on the tin :)

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