dude this is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy they just made this new law where you have to hang out and watch a movie with me. what the ♥♥♥♥ they’re saying you have to eat whatever ice cream i want with me ????

IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST BOWSER FART GIFS IN GENERAL PLEASE DELETE THEM AFTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO MAKRE A RULE ABOUT THIS IS HUMILIATING

I never say die; I fight until it hertz! I'm current-ly at the top of my game! Is there any better gift for someone you love than joules! Your efforts were electro-cute, but I've evolved past that!

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate

please don’t flirt with me i have no job no car no license no source of income No social life no diploma no money No aura no swag .

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DЕAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fuсking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuсkin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fuсking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fuсking you're dеаd, you're dеаd.