Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.
-- George M. Cohan
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Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer
salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

-- Joan McGalliard ([email protected])
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Houdini escaping from New Jersey!

Film at eleven.
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Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say
about killing?

Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of
kneecaps."
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FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6

"Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!"
-- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954
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Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.
But she can never catch him at it.
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Commoner's three laws of ecology:
(1) No action is without side-effects.
(2) Nothing ever goes away.
(3) There is no free lunch.
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