you're cooked lil bro

Does anyone else bite their Controller?
This is not a $hitpost, I really do this.

I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get p issed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my Controller for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Sony seems to have built the Controller with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp.

What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!

I just have one thing to say... If you think for a second, that putting milk before cereal is valid in any way, think again buddy. You know what happens to little boys and girls who don't put the cereal in the right way?! THEY END UP ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE OF A LOCAL WALMART, NEVER TO SEE THEIR PARENTS AGAIN. YOU'RE PATHETIC. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN. Say hi to Satan for me you vile creature.

I have memories of a young Eric and i working on a boat that caught fish in the city of jakarta in our home country of indonesia. he used to tell me of his dreams to play bloons at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. now look at my indonesian brother carrying an established EU lineup and popping bloons worldwide. ERIC PRIDE OF INDONESIA

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