Robert Perry
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evn600028i09c84x 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:02pm 
I think it's important that female armor in video games is a balance of savage, sexy, and delicate.
zandgall 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am 
i was having sex with 2 babes then i WOKE UP!! it was a man's dream... and I was that MAN !! Har har har har
evn600028i09c84x 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am 
I wake up every morning and brush my teeth with my Quip toothbrush. I slip on a pair of my 'Me Undies' and I'm ready to go. I work at my run of the mill desk job and and listen to podcasts on my Raycon earbuds. Would you look at the time? My MVMT Watch says it's 5:00. I head home and make my Hello Fresh dinner. I finish the day by connecting to Nord VPN and getting therapy on Better Help. Life is good.
zandgall 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am 
so i was walkign this morning when all of a sudden i saw a man attack me and i swear to lord god above that it was abraham lincoln in the flesh alive and well and he was attacking me ! what a weirdo man i thought he was an amaerican hero but here he was beating me to near death and i just wish he wouldn't yknow? i kind of just took the blow because for my hero mr lincoln i would do anything and even when he was done putting his knuckles to my jaw i took my last concious breath that day to say "thank you mr lincoln..." and it was the most honorable experience i had and i would not trade it for the world.
george t 26 Aug, 2021 @ 11:21pm 
hahahahhahha. This guy is a funny guy, I thought I was talking to him with my friends once at night, but I was sleeping, and I was dreaming, or should I say having a nightmare, because that would be funnier, you know??? Hahahaha, this guy always asks for money, but you know, he needs money, and, you know, well, why not? right? I dont have any connections or friends in real life, and the ones i have online all hate me and bully me, which kinda blows! in fact i am too scared to speak with my real life voice because i have a punctured left lung and i sound very strange, but, as funny as he is, he will laugh with me about my injury! Ahahahahahaha its just so funny i cant stop laughing, yknow, i sometimes wish i could have friends in real life, but i probably wouldnt even see or talk to them anyways because of how scared of the outside world i am!!! you know, its just too funny, even for me!
george t 26 Aug, 2021 @ 11:21pm 
my parents used to abandon me in crowded areas to go to the bar to drink, and so I would be all alone and cry my eyes out, and then someone would try to talk to the secrutiy guard, who already knew what was happening and was pretending to be busy, so it would be that way for about 30 minutes evert time! and it happened like 6 times! this is also funny:: sometimes i touch my family members or anyone i can get my hands on's face while they are sleeping! i find it very enjoyable and i also wonder if theyll wake up, which makes it very thrilling! i also liked to lie to my teachers in school and probably told very little truths the entire time! i also lie to my family members and what little friends i had in school anyways! sometimes i let the trash pile up in my space and dont clean it just to get flies in my room, sometimes i even eat the flies like a frog or spread their blood on my fingers and lick my fingers for a solid hour or so!