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Our Song

Finish the Game. (The Good Ending doesn't count)
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:59am

The Real Slay the Princess Starts Here

You'll know it when you see it.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:23pm

I Never Left Your Side

Attempt to Out-Wait Your Destiny.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:21pm

I Don't Need Answers

Break the mirror without asking any questions.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:15pm

Strange Beginnings

Beget Strange Endings.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:37am

Past the Point of No Return

There's no going back now.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:35pm

You're on a path in the woods...

And at the end of that path is a cabin.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:54am

Denial

Return to your destined path, or face the consequences.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:29am

A New and Unending Dawn

Slay the Princess.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:58am

There are no endings

Only new beginnings
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 8:03am

And? What happens next?

Whatever it is, you'll face it together.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:46pm

The Body

It's you.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:15pm

The Bloat

You've grown.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:01pm

The Decay

You've withered.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:29pm

The Remains

You've unraveled.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:22pm

The Long Quiet

All of this is you.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:40am

Death of the Author

Run out of questions.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:39am

A Weathered Heart

Bring the Fury to Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:54pm

A Deep Heart

Bring the Drowned Grey to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:00pm

A Bright Heart

Bring the Burned Grey to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:53am

A Driven Heart

Bring the Wraith to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:53am

A Curious and Beautiful Heart

Bring the Networked Wild to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:38am

A Scarred and Beautiful Heart

Bring the Wounded Wild to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:27am

A Bold Heart

Bring the Adversary to Her.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:28am

A Cunning Heart

Bring the Beast to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:18am

A Gentle Heart

Bring the Damsel to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:41am

A Pliable Heart

Bring the Deconstructed Damsel to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:37am

A Tender Heart

Bring the Nightmare to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:16am

A Patient Heart

Bring the Prisoner to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:06pm

A Clever Heart

Bring the Prisoner's head to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:49pm

A Piercing Heart in a Cage of Iron

Bring the Razor (Full) to Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:02pm

A Piercing Heart, Beating Free

Bring the Razor's heart to Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:12pm

A Yearning Heart

Bring the Spectre to Her.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:10am

A Rich and Vibrant Heart

Bring the Stranger to Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:23pm

An Overwhelming Heart

Bring the Tower to Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:30pm

A Righteous Heart

Bring the Witch to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:09am

A Burning Heart

Bring the Eye of the Needle to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:40am

A Terrifying and Divine Heart

Bring the Apotheosis to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:18pm

A Wise Heart

Bring the Moment of Clarity to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:24am

A Ravenous Heart

Bring the Den to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:06am

A Cautious Heart

Bring the Thorn to Her.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:08am

I Didn't Hear No Bell

Fight your foe unarmed and go the distance.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:29pm

Strike Me Down...

Unleash the power of pacifism on your foe.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:58am

The Blind Leading the Blind

Free someone who doesn't want to be freed
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:34am

A Wide Open Field

Lure a hulking foe to advantageous terrain and win.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:53pm

That Which Cannot Die Cannot Die...

A bloody dance to last forever.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:23am

Ahab

Strike the heart from the belly of the beast.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:34am

Dissolving Will

Free a creature while under extreme duress.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:17am

Opossum

Fool a predator by faking your own death.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:13am

Fight

Successfully take the fight to a creature in its den
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:20am

Flight

Successfully flee from a creature in its den
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:58am

Romantic Haze

Your love will set you free.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:40am

Ladykiller

Slay an innocent.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:41am

And They Lived Happily Ever After

It's all she wanted.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:37am

Terminal Velocity

Fall for the rest of your life.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:07am

A World of Terror

Let your terrors loose upon the world.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:14am

House of... No... Leave

Stuck in a dream without a stair to be seen.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:25am

A Monolith of Fear

See what hides behind her mask.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:11am

Coldly Rational

Execute a prisoner.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:50pm

Prison of the Mind

Become your own jailer.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:04pm

Talking Heads

Free a prisoner.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:48pm

Restless Thoughts

Have a voice ruin your happy ending.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:01pm

Water and Steel

Master yourself and vanquish a sharp foe.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:01pm

Be formless, shapeless

Allow a sharp foe to vanquish herself.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:11pm

The Exorcist

Take on a spirit and destroy it the only way you can.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:12am

Hitchhiker

Pick up a passenger and take her to her destination.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:01am

Heart-ripper

There are worse fates to suffer than a broken heart.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:38pm

The Illusion of Choice

When everything is possible, nothing is.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:21pm

Your Obedient Servant

Pledge your loyalty to your better.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:29pm

Godkiller

Slay your better.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:38pm

The End of Something

Witness your better's ascension
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:13pm

The Scorpion

It was in your nature.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:46am

The Frog

It was in her nature.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:03am

Knives Out and Masks Off

Directly attack a suspicious character.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:23pm

Playing it Safe

Leave a suspicious character in the basement.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:12am

Past Life Gambit

Hand your power to a suspicious character.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:53am

A Glimpse of Something Bigger

Embrace your transformation.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:30am

The Wound

Some tears can never be mended.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:24am

The Exorcist III

When taken against your will, deal with your enemy the only way you can.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:53am

The Passenger

When taken against your will, witness your enemy's freedom.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:57am

True Love's Kiss

Kiss her.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:27am

Trust Issues

Share a thorny prison.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:09am

Abandonment

Abandon her in a thorny prison.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:07am

Turning Over a New Leaf

Work through some issues and learn to trust again.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:14am

And All This Longing...

Drown at the hands of a faded spirit.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:59pm

Burning Down the House

Burn at the hands of a faded spirit.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:52am

An Open Heart, or a Watchful One

Bring the Cage to Her.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:25pm

An Empathetic Heart

Share in a Princess' beating heart before bringing it to Her.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:29am

An Empathetic Heart, Held in Stencil

Share in a Stenciled Heart before bringing it to Her.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:31am

A Weathered Heart, Held in Ribbons

Bring the Rewound Fury to Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:03pm

An Honest Heart

Share your happy ending with Her.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:23pm

No Exit

Remain stuck between the walls of a pattern in a steely cage.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:28pm

Free Will

Exert your will at the edge of a steely cage. Even if it hurts you.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:30pm

Allegory of the Cage

The walls of your cage were always your own creation.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:24pm

An Opportunist at Heart

Leave a shared heart to languish.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:35am

The Princess and the Dragon

and the Princess and the Dragon and the Princess and the Dragon and the Princess and the Dragon and
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:31am

You don't have to keep picking the same option

You know that, right?
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:56am

What Once Was One, Then Was Two

Share a quiet moment after really getting to know each other.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:28am

I Meant It.

Share a dance with your happy ending.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:14pm

We Don't Have to Let It Go Out.

Keep the last torch burning.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:23am

It's Finally Over.

Kill your happy ending.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:29pm

Shadows on the Walls

Deduce the identity of a shadowy figure with the help of a nervous voice
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:01pm

Something to remember you by

Leave a divine being with a blinding scar.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:17pm

A Window to the Unknown

Become shackled to a divine being.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:23pm

Grace

Receive grace from a divine being.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:22pm

The Lion and the Mouse

Form an unlikely alliance in a dark den.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:12am

She eats he eats she eats he eats...

Embrace instinct in a dark den.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:29am

Heroic Strike

Retain your humanity in the face of instinct in a dark den.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:23am

Coup de grâce

Strike an immobilized creature in a dark den.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:04am

Hunger pangs

Wait with her in a dark den.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:37am

A new leaf in a weathered book

Find a new beginning with a scorned adversary.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:14pm

A hint of feeling

Slay an unraveled adversary.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:03pm

Quantum beak

Find the means to triumph over an angel scorned.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:53pm



The Good Ending

You did it! You saved everyone!

Anger

Why have you come back?!

Bargaining

What can I do to make you stop?

Depression

You don't know what you're doing.

Acceptance

This is it.

Just as you once were nothing...

So have you become nothing once again.

A New and Unending Dawn, and Everyone Hates You

Slay the Princess, and make some enemies along the way.

Through Conflict

We Carve Meaning.

That Shouldn't Have Worked

Take the bait from your foe.

Freeze

Freeze in front of a creature on your first meeting.

Your New World

There are worse things to be than alone.

A Song to Remember

Finish the Gallery.

The Riddle of Steel

Twist a pattern in a steely cage.

Wait wait wait wait wait!

Fail to disarm a harsh companion

Game Night

Win a game with the help of a manipulative voice.

Going the distance

Triumph over a scorned adversary.
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