appreciate the kind words, was a good fight with you and yours

Remember when you received the "Best Cracka" award from the Minorities in 2012? Good times. Anyways, thanks for letting me borrow your scatpack and Balmains for that date you da top fella

So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.

I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.

She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my caulk." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.

She wont respond to my texts.

Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"

okay dude, that's it. You've been acting a little gay lately and I'm concerned about your motives. Listen man, I honestly don't care if you're gay but when you do this gay ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to me it makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. I'm gonna ask you to stop right now.

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