"I got alota- i got hairy legs... that turn... that that that that that turn, uh uh uh um blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair mhm cuh cuh come back up again. They'd look at it. So i learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and i love kids jumping on my lap." -Joe Biden