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Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
-- Dave Barry
♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚕
The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.
♥ 👾 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎁 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗