+rep stole his grandkids

-rep basement facecamper, hard tunneling, slugging, useless killer, 0 brain, boosted, russian hitboxes, troll, toxic, crying russian kiddo, Putin genres, urban evasion in corner of the map, 0 brian cells, not using brain cells, entering lockers every 3 seconds, leaving lockers every 3 seconds, useless surv, no unhooking, teabagging in gate instead of helping teammates, crying in endgame chat, spamming in endgame chat, sus, blowing up gens, teaming with killer, showing where people are, claudette crouching in bush, noed bubba, simp, mangozjeb, animashnik, rainbow disorder, can't play 1v1, can't count time properly, must have friend on spectator, must play 1v1 with perks, won dbd from lays, bought survivors via mcdonalds delivery with points, playing killer while uber-driving garbage container, playing on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mobile, furas, playing as kaleka (tokijski żul), ukras, turas, noras, stykanie się siurami na 2v8

trash sable player. literally does nothing

-rep trying to save flash while being injured. Ending up no save flash just two dead players. Bcs at this state of the game when the bes was just to fkg do a generators for us to survive. He/she prefered to be reckless. A legion playing thanatophobia. You should know better than try a save flash........

- rep After a good game of Dbd, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to talking, and over the next few months we became good friends. A lot of banter, a lot of great DBD and most importantly a real friendship.
I invited him to my house for a DBD lan party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started to bite my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. Don't believe this guy.

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