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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:03pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:07pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:07pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 10:51am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:39pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:35pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:52am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:06pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 11:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:12pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:20am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:20am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:51am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:52pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 11:27am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:53am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:10am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 10:51am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:10am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:23am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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