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For every award this review gets, I will spank my girlfriends ass

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doesn't come with friends

For every award this review gets, I will spank my girlfriends ass

wage slave simulator, i got molested by spiders for $8.50/hour

The Steam trailer really doesn't do this game justice.

Its extremely early access right now, and the gameplay itself is nothing too spectacular (yet), but the super dynamic proximity chat is what really makes this game for me.
Hearing the muffled screams of someone getting choked out by a bug, followed shortly after by the panicked wails of another crewmember running for the life, is likely one of the funniest things I have ever experienced in a video game.
It truly is such a simple, yet infinitely expandable mechanic that I am really exited to see build upon in the future.

PERSONAL IDEA IF THE DEVS READ THIS REVIEW:
A monster that picks a target to stalk and follow silently. While stalking, the monster records whatever its target says, then, after it has stalked enough and kills it target, it turns from a hunter to an ambush predator. Staying stationary in the dark and playing the recorded sounds of its now dead target in order to lure in their friends.
Imagine hearing your friend, rounding the corner, and realizing that your friend is already long dead...

My gambling addict friend said if I post a review on CS2 and it gets 350 likes and 150 Awards that he will buy me a case of vodka, some vodka, and bottle of vodka.. So I'm just gonna leave this here.

Combat is unresponsive, plenty of game breaking bugs, if they had just copy pasted project winter and added zombies it would be better. It's in early access so it's subject to change but with these devs I wouldn't bet money on it

"Ashley stay back, these residents are getting evil."

Death pulled me into hell, laughed at me then chopped my head off 10/10

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