No, because if you rub your scrotum on the cat, he's probably going to bite you

And although I had never touched a corpse before, I was intrigued by the maggots and the bright purple and red radiating from the fresh kill. My ear wax is a great lubricant for these situations, especially after I eat a slice of Ma's apple pie. The pubic hair was curled and from this distance the smell was overwhelming. I did what anyone would do. I put the revolver in my mouth and prayed for shelter from the storm.