-Rep Imagine waiting 30min just to finish with 1 kill tag teaming in 2v8 is just retarted

Got lucky enough to get devour in random perks. Proceeded to slug two of us for 4 minutes while humping me on the ground. Probably needs therapy.

God I want to ♥♥♥♥ a shark. I want to grab its nose and rotate it 90°. I want to grab its fin and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much of my ♥♥♥ that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for food, but out of sheer desperation to get it's wet sharkussy away from my penis.

+rep took a crazy hit for me

+rep best wall to tank a hit for me when i was exposed by ghosty <3

Ah it all makes sense now