This is a PSA. Do not interact with this person, if anybody decides to do anyway, they will be met with dire consequences such as, assault, stalking and psychological torture including, but not limited to, forcing you to watch unfunny sitcoms for multiple hours a day, chinese water tortue but with the water substituted for Mountain Dew Baja Blast™, foreign verbal abuse in swedish, dutch, vietnamese and italian, playing the piano but only with C in different octaves and forcing you to watch Chelsea FC's 22/23 Premier League season.

Please send help, this fella has kidnapped me, and is forcing me to watch Hallmark Christmas movies. I haven't seen my family in ages, and I've been fed a diet consisting of orange pulp and frozen granola.

This geezer followed me into an Applebees, stole my passport, and took off to Monaco. By the time I got my identity back, I was $ 43,000 in debt to a guy called Big Mike. Do NOT trust him

This man jumped through my bathroom window, stole all my toothpaste and put the toilet seat up. Despicable man right here folks

pretty sure he just escaped from prison but chill af