Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature.
-- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"
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What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley
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Jayne: "All them years of priest training, taken out by one bounty hunter."

Book: "Don't get me wrong, I gave him a hell of a fight."

Jayne: "Epic, I'm guessing."

Book: "There'll be poems and songs, just you wait."

Jayne: "At least you got some play. I missed every damn thing."
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I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
-- Mickey Cohen
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Peter: [is reading very loudly while intoxicated] Aw, don't be ashamed of your hand, Johnny Tremain, you still live in exciting times. [he sees a cop]
Peter: Aww, crap.
Police Officer: Sir, do you know how loud you were reading?
Peter: [hesitates, and tries to evade the cop, still reading] The-life-of-a-silver-smith's-apprentice-was-not-an-easy-one... [crashes into a bookshelf]
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-rep cheater

wh

-rep hacker

nice hack

hacker dog xd