I once got my pingas churned because I edged to Cyn vore... Hello. My name is Degenerate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner, and this is my story. I was having a lovely day, on my 18th week streak of not going outside. I was on call with my good friend, Gooner Tron Waylaboo, when he sugested I should start edging to Cyn vore. The moment I layed my eyes on the images, i couldn't control myself. For the next few days, all I did was edge to Cyn vore. But on one faithful day, everything would go to ♥♥♥♥, and I wouldn't be able to edge. It was an epic Saturday, specifically, it was October 26th, 2024, at 10:52. My brain was so fried with Cyn vore that I thought Cyn was in my room at one point. As I aproched her, thinking i'd be experience Cyn vore first hand. Turns out, it was just my weiner dog. The dog proceeded to rip off my speedy dingaling, and churn it in his stomach. I was devistated. I thought I'd be able to live my life long dream of getting churned by Cyn would come true, turns out the only part of me that would get churned was my pingas... Moral of the story, don't be a certified gooner.