+rep pookie ookie bear my sugar plum honey bun my bright little ray of sunshine and rainbows my trix my oh so sweet strawberry banana milkshake my lemon lime skittle my gatorade when im quenched whom soothes my thirst my honey bunches of oats

People always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. The key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you go to this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy". Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma.

DO NOT FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE I MADE AFTER MY FIRST TIME EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS! I HAD JUST FINISHED THEM AND WAS SO HORNY SO I FINGERED MYSELF AND MY VAGINA BURNED SO BADLY! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND NEOSPIRIN HAD TO BE SURGICALLY INJECTED INTO MY VAGINAL AREA IN ORDER TO TREAT MY 2ND DEGREE BURNS! THEY WILL NEVER HEAL CORRECTLY WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!!

penis

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

PLEASE 🙏 DO NOT buy 💸 the BTS 🙄 meal 🍽 if you 👉👨🏻 don't 🚫 stan 😒 them. You're preventing 🚫 actual 🤔 BTS 🙄 fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ who have waited ⏲ for months 🗓📆📅 from having the BTS 🙄 meal 🌮🍔 experience 💯. Eating 👅🍴 the sauces 💦 without 🍵🚫 understanding 📚 their significance 💦 is literally 💯 cultural ⛩ appropriation 🙅🏼 and it's not okay 😡.