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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 5:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 5:20am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:41am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 5:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:56am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 9:44am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 4:04pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:27pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm